I MADE A LOT OF JOKES ABOUT STAR WARS BUT
I am a casual fan of Star Wars. I still haven't seen Episode II or III but today I decided to leave work early to go see it because I wanted to be a part of this opening day magic, okay???? Here are my (spoiler free, obviously) thoughts:
- •It is fucking incredible
- •No seriously. It is FUCKING. IN. CRED. I. BLE.
- •My teeth were chattering out of pure DELIGHT thirty minutes in
- •Daisy Ridley is a FUCKING REVELATION
- •BB-8 IS SO DAMN CUTE IT HURT
- •I didn't cry but I did shriek in surprise at least once
- •I also screamed "I KNEW IT" at one of the most emotional climaxes
- •GUYS IT'S SO FUCKING GOOD PLEASE GO WATCH IT
- •Who am I kidding, I know you're going to see it. You don't need my endorsement.
- •Okay now I'm going to see Sisters because it's only fair to Tina and Amy
- •MAY THA GODDAMN MOTHAFUCKIN FORCE BE WITH Y'ALL 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼