I am a casual fan of Star Wars. I still haven't seen Episode II or III but today I decided to leave work early to go see it because I wanted to be a part of this opening day magic, okay???? Here are my (spoiler free, obviously) thoughts:
  1. It is fucking incredible
  2. No seriously. It is FUCKING. IN. CRED. I. BLE.
  3. My teeth were chattering out of pure DELIGHT thirty minutes in
  4. Daisy Ridley is a FUCKING REVELATION
  5. BB-8 IS SO DAMN CUTE IT HURT
  6. I didn't cry but I did shriek in surprise at least once
  7. I also screamed "I KNEW IT" at one of the most emotional climaxes
  8. GUYS IT'S SO FUCKING GOOD PLEASE GO WATCH IT
  9. Who am I kidding, I know you're going to see it. You don't need my endorsement.
  10. Okay now I'm going to see Sisters because it's only fair to Tina and Amy
  11. MAY THA GODDAMN MOTHAFUCKIN FORCE BE WITH Y'ALL 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼