I MADE A LOT OF JOKES ABOUT STAR WARS BUT

I am a casual fan of Star Wars. I still haven't seen Episode II or III but today I decided to leave work early to go see it because I wanted to be a part of this opening day magic, okay???? Here are my (spoiler free, obviously) thoughts:
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    It is fucking incredible
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    No seriously. It is FUCKING. IN. CRED. I. BLE.
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    My teeth were chattering out of pure DELIGHT thirty minutes in
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    Daisy Ridley is a FUCKING REVELATION
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    BB-8 IS SO DAMN CUTE IT HURT
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    I didn't cry but I did shriek in surprise at least once
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    I also screamed "I KNEW IT" at one of the most emotional climaxes
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    GUYS IT'S SO FUCKING GOOD PLEASE GO WATCH IT
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    Who am I kidding, I know you're going to see it. You don't need my endorsement.
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    Okay now I'm going to see Sisters because it's only fair to Tina and Amy
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    MAY THA GODDAMN MOTHAFUCKIN FORCE BE WITH Y'ALL πŸ‘πŸΌπŸ‘πŸΌπŸ‘πŸΌπŸ‘πŸΌπŸ‘πŸΌπŸ‘πŸΌπŸ‘πŸΌπŸ‘πŸΌπŸ‘πŸΌ