I WOKE UP LIKE THIS

I swear I'm an adult
  1. With a half-eaten bag of gummy worms
  2. Two large glasses of water that I did not drink
  3. This unsent tweet that I definitely thought was poetry last night
  4. A dog sleeping across my torso
  5. Quarters all over the floor
    ????????
  6. 314 text messages
  7. And a hangover