IF I WERE A BOY I WOULD BE:

Even just for a day
  1. Really into flannel
  2. Opposed to cargo shorts
  3. Only on Bumble
    Even as a dude, I would know to avoid Tinder
  4. More comfortable at comedy clubs
  5. Really into asses
    Hell I still am
  6. Making a lot more money
    LETS JUST BE REAL PEOPLE
  7. Probably into boxer briefs
  8. Very concerned about the state of my penis