Initial Thoughts on Gilmore Girls S01E04

  1. The 3 highlighter reasoning is so good
  2. Rory's ice blue eyeshadow isn't a good look
  3. "Special Appearance by Edward Hermann" feels a little insincere considering he has played a major role in the series thus far
  4. Y'all we gotta talk about the incongruity of using Where You Lead as the theme for a show about empowered women who rely on each other for strength and validation
  5. Also public schools have to bus students in their districts to private schools if they choose to go there I know this is real she shouldn't be on CT Transit
  6. BABY RORY GOT A D!!!!!!!
  7. This is a hot teacher I hate when they introduce hot teachers
  8. Autocorrect keeps changing her name to Lorelei but I feel like it's Lorelai? Someone help
  9. Yo seriously FUCK CMM I want to wring his neck
  10. This food review seems super fucking overwrought I really do not believe this tiny inn in tiny Stars Hollow gets heaped with praise higher than most restaurants with Michelin stars get
  11. Rory and Lane are such cute bros I love them
  12. Sookie and her risotto is y'all and Ghostbusters 👀
  13. Some of these questions that Lorelai is asking feel like ones that can wait until after the whole group is done being held fucking hostage during Parent Teacher Night
  14. THIS IS SO DUMB I SWEAR TO GOD WHY IS LORELAI EYE FUCKING THE HOT TEACHER
  15. (I lost track of time here because I was browning beef but I know what happened basically)
  16. Okay NONE OF YOU WILL BELIEVE ME BUT THIS DEER HITTING A CAR THING HAPPENED TO MY DAD WHEN I WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL
  17. Oversleeping a big test is straight up me but also it's been two significant plot points in 4 episodes you're telling me they couldn't come up with better writing?
  18. RORY YELLING AT EVERYONE IN CLASS YESSSSSSS I WANT TO WATCH THIS SCENE FOREVER
  19. Honestly it does feel a little ridiculous that she can't make up the test given the circumstances I mean come on Hot Teacher
  20. This school sounds like fucking prison I'm sorry but none of these kids should go there and Headmaster Carolina Hamilton Humperdinck or whatever the fuck his name is can choke
  21. Is it weird that I started crying
  22. Omg this scene! In the woods! Where Lorelai tells her daughter not to do anything just to please her!!!!! I'm crine!!!!!!!!!!!
  23. You're never gonna find the deer tho Rory wtf I thought you had a 4.0 none of this makes sense