Initial Thoughts on Gilmore Girls S01E06

I already watched the whole revival and it was all trash and I don't care (More episodes: Initial Thoughts on Gilmore Girls: Index)
  1. The Post It note thing is real my mom's mother did that with her daughters a few years ago
  2. The cross pollinated berries is a weird plot line
  3. Why is everyone so mad at Emily for trying to throw her granddaughter a nice party and get her a nice gift wow I hate everyone on this show
  4. Someone set Chad Michael Murray on fire
  5. Oh okay yeah inviting her whole class without telling her is a dick move, Ems
  6. A string of pearls seems like an appropriate gift for a young woman hello heirlooms? Lorelai is worse at this than Emily
  7. Luke is really hot sign me THE FUCK UP
  8. NOOOOO MY MOM ALSO ALWAYS COMES IN AT THE EXACT TIME I WAS BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY I AM CRYING FOREVER!!!!!!!!
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
  9. Luke making Rory a birthday table is the cutest thing Jesus Christ
  10. Okay not to get too deep but Rory has a lot to unpack with a licensed professional about how she is responsible for protecting her mother's emotions
  11. DEAN YES WOW
  12. This party seems terrible but at least she's probably gonna make bank
  13. Rory was a bitch to her grandma but also like I get it
  14. I'm sorry but if you want to go to a fancy ass bougie ass rich ass school you have to play their games Lorelai² this shouldn't be such a fight
  15. Like honestly y'all do they think that going to an Ivy League school is going to be any different? If Rory wants to be in this world so desperately, it's a bad look to always act like she was unfairly thrust into it I'm so mad wow
  16. I'm not saying the old money .1% culture isn't all fucked but also YOU. CHOSE. THIS. LIFE.
  17. /rant
  18. GRANDPA REMEMBERED HER TRIP TO FEZ!!!
    Wikipedia tells me it's actually Fès sorry Morocco
  19. "Ugh omg I can't believe both of us high achieving white girls from upper crust families want to go to Harvard! This is shocking! I cannot believe it! The caudacity™!!!!!!!
  20. How old is she? 16? I guess 17 because she's already driving but 17 feels too old? Why didn't they just tell us how old she is?
  21. "The one thing in my life that is always good" LORELAI!!!!!
  22. So sweet of her grandparents to come!!!!!!!!!
  23. Why am I constantly apologizing for Richard and Emily I hate defending old rich people!!!!
  24. Rory bringing her grandpa a Cosmo to read is the fucking height of comedy
  25. Ugh it must be so hard to hear stories about your daughter and granddaughter and know nothing about them and god I KNOW Emily did it to herself in a way but goddamn LORELAI LET HER IN
  26. If Rory never goes to Fès after all this, I will burn Amy Sherman-Palladino's house to the ground
  27. EMILYYYYYYYYY NOOOOOO
  28. Rory lying through her teeth about how disgusting that medallion bracelet is
  29. KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS
  30. NOOOOOOOOOO