- •Hey man
- •What the fuck??
- •How are you not gonna follow me?
- •My lists are 🔥🔥🔥🔥This is subjective but I think it's a fair assessment. It's completely fair!!!
- •I'm a prophet.I mean did you read my live listing list???? Or the finding your soulmate?? Cause, let's face it. You'll probably find your future and only wife on here (if we're being real with each other).
- •You follow so many people who I love and who (apparently) love me back
- •You would honestly love me if you met meI'm lowkey af and wouldn't blow up your spot (I realize that this list is not indicative of that, but I had to get your attention and since I don't know which hotel you're staying at so I can't stand outside your window with a boombox)
- •I'm cute.
- •So, if you can think of anything else that hinders you from our commonalities and potential friendship I'd love to hear it @john
- •PS I live for lemon-lime Perrier, so if you do too this is further proof. Let me know. Wink face.
- •(Commentary by @amber)