Requested by @aus10
I'm hangry guys this is a fever dream of a menu and I can't be held accountable for this list
  1. APPETIZER:
  2. Chips and guac that I made
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    I don't trust anyone else's guac because I'm a nightmare but I've been burned before guys
  3. Also, Qdoba queso blanco
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    First we will erect an altar to it and all pray to the queso gods
  4. Apple slices
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    What, are you too good for apple slices? Who do you think you are?
  5. MAIN COURSE:
  6. Artisanal grilled cheese sandwiches
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    @DanaDigsYou posted something about grilled cheese yesterday and I have yet to stop thinking about them
  7. Garnish-less tomato soup
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    Stop ruining tomato soup with sour cream or parsley or whatever you keep putting in it STOP PLEASE STOP I BEG YOU
  8. Carnitas tacos topped with avocado
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    The carnitas will be crispy and not steeped in juice that makes the tortilla fall apart because I love you and want you to be happy
  9. Grilled asparagus
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    Seasoned well, obviously
  10. Black bean burgers for the vegetarians
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    If you want cheese, you can only use white American cheese sorry I don't make the rules (oh wait yes I do)
  11. DESSERT:
  12. Wawa chocolate chip cookies
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    I'm gonna buy stock in these
  13. Red velvet cake batter
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    Served with a spoon and your own personal can of cream cheese frosting