MY ROOM SERVICE EXPERIENCE

  1. I went with the quesadilla and ice cream
  2. And boy did they serve it the fuck up
    Angry Orchards came from my own personal collection
  3. It was delivered by a lil cutie in a bellhop uniform, complete with hat
    Am I on the Titanic????? Or a Wes Anderson movie???? Damn Gaylord National, get it
  4. They gave me three spoons for one pint of ice cream
    Lol nice try Gaylord but I'm ridin solo on this Haagen Daaz 2nite (also they asked me how many were dining and I clearly said ONE so idk what kinda shame game they're pulling here)
  5. LIVING MY BEST LIFE ON THESE QUESADILLAS
    Way up I feel blest
  6. It's all so good and I couldn't have done it without you
  7. UPDATE: hard cider and chocolate ice cream are terrible together and now I have a Sophie's Choice