ON THIS EPISODE OF TINY HOUSE HUNTERS, KAREN FUCKING HATES HER HUSBAND

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  1. This is Karen. She just got married to some dumbass named Adam who is obsessed with buying a tiny house
    Do you see the pain behind her eyes.
  2. This is Adam.
  3. He will not stop talking about a composting toilet.
  4. Karen does not want to have to walk outside to go to the bathroom.
  5. Or store her clothes in an empty space underneath the house
  6. But she is patiently enduring her idiot savant husband's whims
  7. Until she realizes how expensive it will be for them to buy a 400 fucking square foot house.
  8. Especially considering they have to install an entire kitchen, bathroom, and plumbing by themselves.
    WOULD YOU TRUST ADAM TO BUILD YOU A HOUSE? I WOULD NOT.
  9. Here is Karen doing her best impression of an enthusiastic wife.
  10. Here she is contemplating her own mortality.
  11. Finally she lays down the FUCKING LAW and tells Adam it will be a cold day in hell before she lives with a composting toilet
  12. Here is where she evaluates all the choices she's made to get to this point:
  13. Married to a man who wants to shit on rotten produce in a garden shed.
  14. But they finally choose a house. And Karen is thrilled.
  15. Can't you tell?
  16. Can't you see the excitement for the future in her eyes?
  17. Here is Karen painting her 280 sq. ft. house and trying not to openly weep over the tire fire that her life has become.
  18. Welcome home Karen.
  19. Welcome home.