Protect Niall Horan At All Costs

YES THIS IS ANOTHER LIST ABOUT 1D BUT SOMEONE HURT MY BABY ANGEL NEIL AND IT SOUNDS LIKE WE ALL NEED A REFRESHER
  1. Excuse me
  2. But why on earth would you feel the need
  3. To come after my sweet marshmallow prince
  4. My gentle soapy monster
  5. My golden balloon of magic and joy
  6. And make him feel like anything less than the precious gentle cherub he is?
  7. Don't answer that, actually
  8. Just know that one day
  9. When you least expect it
  10. I will find you
  11. And I will yell at you in public and humiliate you
  12. But nothing violent because I know my tiny leprechaun king wouldn't want blood on my hands
  13. PS @ Zayn
  14. And @ Harry
  15. I'll meet you boys in Mullingar so we can take care of this once and for all