REASONS I AM NOT A REAL ADULT YET, ACCORDING TO MY DAD
- •I never carry cashOkay but I'd argue that having my own credit card is a very adult thing? Also it's 2015 so if you don't have a square reader, I don't know what you're playing at.
- •One time I ran out of windshield wiper fluidLiterally just once
- •I wear flip flopsNot like to work or anything. Just their mere presence among my shoe collection makes him shudder
- •I don't enjoy cop proceduralsThis is his weakest argument to date. Even worse than the windshield wiper fluid one.