REASONS I GOT MAD TODAY

  1. My alarm went off at the time it was supposed to, even though I was still tired
  2. Someone in front of me was only driving 4 mph over the speed limit
  3. I don't know anyone with a Hulu subscription who is willing to let me log in to their account for free
    UPDATE: since posting this, I have been granted access to a friend's Hulu account. THE LIST APP SAVES LIVES Y'ALL
  4. Someone asked me to do something that is within my job description
  5. The restaurant where I almost ate lunch misspelled "Caesar" on their menu
  6. Someone I don't know unfollowed me on Twitter
  7. Couldn't think of a word and no one in the meeting had enough psychic power to help me figure out what it was
  8. The name "Chrissy"