This whole list can be summed up with a "what the FUCK"
  1. Here is my fucking default photo
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  2. Here is my fucking bio
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  3. Then we have me drunk and overfiltered and THROWING UP DOUBLE MIDDLE FINGERS
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  4. And me scared of a goddamn horse
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  5. And to clinch that swipe victory, we have my fucking trading card from 1999
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  6. So to answer your question, Mom: no. I can't figure out why I haven't found a nice guy
  7. But we have Patrick and maybe we'll just have to settle for him
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  8. Poor sweet dim Patrick
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  9. We get what we deserve, I guess