Shaming Myself Into Cleaning My Room

A packing tornado is about to hit my room and now my whole life is in shambles and I need to do a deep clean of my room before I move out and the only way to motivate myself is public shaming so here it is
  1. Clean your fucking room, Kate
  2. Why do you live like this?
  3. Were you raised by wolves?
  4. Who hurt you and made you feel like you had to live this way?
  5. Are you proud of yourself?
  6. Get it together, bitch
  7. Or else