SIGNS I'VE BEEN KIDNAPPED

Inspired by @simplyshelli
  1. My Netflix has been stuck on the same "Recently Watched" episode for more than 48 hours
  2. Fifth Harmony's streaming stats drop significantly
  3. My dog refuses to leave my room
    He does this after I've been gone for longer than a weekend
  4. Niall Horan posts an Instagram and I don't immediately like it
  5. I haven't published a new list in more than 72 hours
  6. My charger and/or my glasses are still sitting on my nightstand