One lister per item plz
  1. Static
  2. I'm the bottle
    Static
  3. @michael_circa91: "the tumor that is his jaw muscle"
    Static
  4. Im his tiny tiny ear
    Static
    Suggested by @brimattia
  5. IM THE LITTLE PIECE OF DIRT ON HIS NOSE
    Static
    Suggested by @lesleyann
  6. I'm that sweet sweet bottom lip.
    Static
    Suggested by @ltoiaivao
  7. IM THE MOLE
    Static
    Suggested by @drugs
  8. I am his tousled hair because I don't play by metrosexual rules either
    Suggested by @Carrie1980
  9. I am the missing pinkie finger on his right hand.
    Which he lost in an explosion during combat and is the reason he's going home (and drinking). The loss of his pinkie saved the lives of four of his brothers, but a fifth wasn't so lucky. He is conflicted because he's being called a hero, but feels like his ring finger could have saved that fifth life if it hadn't been such a pussy.
    Suggested by @BWN_7
  10. I'm the sponge he's squeezing. 🙈
    Static
    😂😂🍓
    Suggested by @DawnCloud
  11. I'm the window he's hanging out of
    Static
    Suggested by @lesbian
  12. I'm this green pole
    Static
    Kind of about to be in the way but not really
    Suggested by @smallthings
  13. I'm the train he's riding 😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏
    Static
    Suggested by @paige
  14. I'm this old man's hat: jaunty yet filthy.
    Static
    Suggested by @readjulia
  15. I'm the guys Beret
    Static
    Just living a wholesome life and wishing I too was with Niall
    Suggested by @destiel
  16. I'm this lady because IM HOOKED AND I CANT STOP STARINg
    Static
    Suggested by @e