THE BERNARD PIVOT QUESTIONNAIRE (INSIDE THE ACTORS STUDIO)

Inspired by @Fitz + countless others
  1. What is your favorite word?
    Celestial
  2. What is your least favorite word?
    Panties
  3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually, or emotionally?
    Authenticity
  4. What turns you off?
    Cynicism
  5. What is your favorite curse word?
    Shite
  6. What sound or noise do you love?
    Children giggling
  7. What sound or noise do you hate?
    Throat clearing
  8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
    Tour manager
  9. What profession would you not like to do?
    Underwater welder
  10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
    "Omg finally, I have so much to tell you"