THINGS I CONSIDERED BUYING AT THIS PAWN SHOP

  1. UNICEF Barbie - price unknown
  2. The Blessings of Bread - $3
    Still might go back for this tbh
  3. This empty bottle of McCormick extract - price unknown
  4. Several movies taped onto blank VHS tapes - 50¢ each
  5. Wedding ornament - $3
  6. Decorative turtle shell - $4.50
  7. This seminal holiday classic on VHS - $1
  8. This sassy ass squirrel - $6
  9. This notepad for "moosages" - $1
  10. A half-deflated globe beachball - price unknown
  11. Bro. Earl Booth's Certificate of Authenticity - $1
  12. For @marymurphy - $1