THINGS I EXPECTED TO RECEIVE WHEN I PUT PREMIUM GAS IN MY CAR
Was very disappointed when none of these came standard with my fancy gas purchase. Where is my extra 20¢ REALLY going, huh Obama????
- •Better gas mileage
- •A complimentary mimosa
- •A red carpet leading up to the pump
- •A mink stole
- •A swag bag
- •Parking ticket immunity
- •The admiration of my friends
- •The envy of my enemies
- •But really, why didn't it improve my gas mileage?I know it's only supposed to reduce "knock" in your engine or whatever but like I still thought this would be a fringe benefit?