Things I'm Pretty Sure I Could Do if It Was an Emergency

Inspired by @joemurphy
  1. Speak conversational French
  2. Administer the Heimlich maneuver
  3. Step in for any member of One Direction before a performance
  4. Operate a Ferris wheel
  5. Accompany a talent show contestant on the piano
  6. Restrain an unruly passenger on a transpacific flight
    You're not better than me, Richard Marx
  7. Fire a gun
  8. Eat an entire pizza in one sitting
    I mean if I have to
  9. Just kidding Ferris wheels are heavy machinery I don't have that kind of training