THINGS I WOULD DO WITH A HARRY POTTER WAND

  1. Alohomora the fuck out of places so I didn't have to carry keys
  2. Accio shit I misplaced
    Because I literally know where nothing I own is at any point in time
  3. Stupefy everyone in front of me when I'm in a rush
  4. Avada kedavra...jk I like my soul in one piece
  5. Wave it around like a fucking idiot until Prof. McGonagall confiscated it from me because she knows I'm a nightmare