THINGS MY COWORKERS HAVE ASKED ME IF I'VE EVER HEARD OF (UPDATED)

The perils of being the only millennial in the office (to be continued)
  1. Wayne's World
    To be fair, I have never seen this movie
  2. Cassette tapes
  3. Cricket
    The sport, not the insect. Or the wireless network
  4. Flip phones
  5. Whitesnake
  6. Crystal Pepsi
  7. Zima
    I actually had not heard of this the first time they asked, but since then they have asked me at least 7 more times
  8. The phrase "plain-clothes cop"
  9. Smoking lounges in high schools
  10. The Grateful Dead