Inspired by @sarahgorman
  1. People who double text
    Triple/quadruple/quintuple etc
  2. People who like garbage pop music
  3. People who are consistently 5-15 minutes late
  4. People who post primarily pet pictures on Instagram
    (The alliteration in this one is so good I hope you noticed)
  5. People who sing along to every song
  6. People who studied "easy" majors in college
    Communication 4ever 😎😎😎😎
  7. People who have their read receipts turned on
  8. People who live tweet awards shows
    Also, The Bachelor
  9. Only children
  10. Registered Republicans