THINGS THAT HAPPENED BECAUSE I GOT DRUNK ON MY LUNCH BREAK

  1. 1.
    Thought it was a good idea to fave some of Justin Bieber's tweets
  2. 2.
    Replied to an email with just "omg"
  3. 3.
    That's literally it, nothing else bad happened.
  4. 4.
    Moral of the story: there are no consequences for anything and everyone is invincible