TIMES I THOUGHT @AMBER MIGHT BE PLANNING TO KILL ME

@amber is a very nice girl but I still had some concerns
  1. When she drove me to her apartment and we had to take a lot of winding back roads
    She acknowledged that this was creepy
  2. When she locked me in her car and I couldn't get out
    This was an accident but still it crossed my mind
  3. When she told me about a meatball party at "Larry's house" but when we drove by, it was a dark house near Bakery Square
    Then we drove by again. Maybe she was going to kill Larry?
  4. That's it. Otherwise, a 💯 internet friend gathering