A small sampling
  1. When I called Niall Horan a variety of bland, pale food-based nicknames
  2. When I told @brimattia that The 1975 was only okay
  3. When I told my dad he should be deported because he's the great great grandson of illegal immigrants
  4. When I told @stevecady his boots looked like a house arrest anklet
  5. When I lowkey asked @MTV if they would hire me
    Deleted this immediately because I was ashamed
  6. When I suggested that Fifth Harmony deserved a Grammy
  7. Anytime I descend into the comments section probably
  8. When I said Ariana Grande deserved to be a full-time cast member on SNL
    Lol jk this is true and justified