Titles for the Memoir I Will Never Write

Inspired by @kaitmaree / @helga
  1. I Meant to Start A Blog
  2. Sorry, I Wasn't Actually Listening
  3. A Wide Calf Boot Is Hard to Find
  4. What Do You Mean I Can't Wear Sweatpants? And Other Major Personal Defeats
  5. Mystery Brunette
  6. A Communication Major Walks Into A Bar
  7. Sorry I'm Late, Traffic Was Crazy
  8. OMG STOP
  9. My Dog is Psychic and Other Indisputable Truths