Requested by Lisa

UK/Irish Expressions I Can't Use Stateside Without Sounding Like Kind of A Douche

Requested by @Lisa_Fav and @DawnCloud after I whined about this a lot. I feel like have spent a lot of time in and around British/Irish culture since I was a child and the ensuing douchedom is a direct result of that. These are the words I use instead so I don't come off like a completely pretentious git
  1. Dodgy
    Seems off
  2. Rank
    Tastes/looks bad
  3. Knackered
    Exhausted
  4. Massive
    Huge
  5. Loads
    Tons
  6. Quite
    Really
  7. Proper
    Really
  8. A bit
    Kind of
  9. Class
    Lovely
  10. Grand
    Awesome
  11. Yer man/wan
    Ya boi
  12. Bird
    Ya gurl
  13. Gobshite
    Fool
  14. Gaff
    House
  15. Shift
    """"Make out"""" (usually in public)
  16. Ride
    (Noun) h0ttie* / (verb) fuckin
  17. Taking the piss
    Making fun of
  18. In bits
    Emotionally destroyed
  19. The state of you/them
    Bless her heart
  20. Shite
    SHITE
  21. Gutted
    Devastated
  22. Banter
    Shooting the shit/jus' spitballin'
  23. Smashing it
    Killin it
  24. Lost the plot
    Completely lost your mind
  25. Went mental
    See above
  26. Fair play
    Well done
  27. Craic
    WHATS THE FECKIN CRAIC
  28. I just reread this and I fucking hate myself