UNIMPORTANT THINGS I HAVE MEMORIZED

  1. My high school crush's license plate number
  2. All the words to Britney's "Email My Heart"
  3. The states in alphabetical order
  4. The French alphabet
  5. The roster for the Rhetorical Criticism class I TA'ed in 2012
  6. The randomly assigned password at an internship I had in 2008