"Hey put that on one of your listies. Make me famous" - Crystal
  1. Don't charge extra for meat
    This is based on a time when a waitress walked up to the table at lunch while I was in the middle of telling a dramatic story, and asked if I wanted to add bacon to my burger. I thought she said "for free" (she actually said "for a fee") and yelled "FREE BACON!??" by accident. That being said, she's not actually wrong. I love free extra meat.