WEIRD UNNECESSARY THINGS I DO BC I'M AN EGOMANIAC

  1. Use the emoji that are a shade darker than my milky white Irish ass
    🙌🏼 when I'm really 🙌🏻
  2. Tweet
    This is undoubtedly the most narcissistic thing that any of us do
  3. Practice anecdotes in case I'm ever on a late night talk show
  4. Check myself out in every mirror I walk past.
    Suggested by   @cora
  5. Fill out comment cards everywhere I go
    MY VOICE MATTERS