What January Looks Like In My Phone

(If you think this list is mocking any single one of these patriots, you don't know me at all)
  1. In case it is not clear, I am the she who is crying uncontrollably
  2. #okay #yes #inoticedthis and it #does #suck
  3. David is so polite PLEASE HELP HKM
  4. HELP HER AND ALL OF US
  5. Oh Jason, your pain is felt acutely and widely among the King Games community
  6. I share Maegan's frustration over this UM EXCUSE ME KING GAMES
  7. Me neither Kendall, what fresh hell is this
  8. Look, say what you will but how many times have you seen a semi-colon used properly on Twitter? Mike Corleone, I stand with you
  9. PLEASE HELP ERIK AND HIS MOM WHO IS NOW BACK A STAGE!!!!
  10. You're right Steve Pizz. It's not right. So grateful to have vigilantes in our community standing up for what's right
  11. Answer the question, cowards. Or👏🏻don't👏🏻you👏🏻care👏🏻
  12. In fact, answer all her questions
  13. I SEE YOU SNEAKING OUT THE BACK BEJEWELED BLITZ BUT WE ARE NOT FUCKING DONE WITH YOU YET. ARE YOU ALL ON VACATION?????
  14. Can you imagine how fed up Sandy must have been to stop tagging the game creators in her truly justified complaints? Get your shit together, @BejeweledBlitz
  15. DON'T FUCK WITH SANDY, THE REIGNING QUEEN SUPREME OF PHONE GAMES TWITTER. I HOPE TO INHERIT YOUR THRONE ONE DAY.
  16. Okay Sue this one feels like a you problem