(If you think this list is mocking any single one of these patriots, you don't know me at all)
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    In case it is not clear, I am the she who is crying uncontrollably
  3. Static
    #okay #yes #inoticedthis and it #does #suck
  4. Static
    David is so polite PLEASE HELP HKM
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    HELP HER AND ALL OF US
  6. Static
    Oh Jason, your pain is felt acutely and widely among the King Games community
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    I share Maegan's frustration over this UM EXCUSE ME KING GAMES
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    Me neither Kendall, what fresh hell is this
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    Look, say what you will but how many times have you seen a semi-colon used properly on Twitter? Mike Corleone, I stand with you
  10. Static
    PLEASE HELP ERIK AND HIS MOM WHO IS NOW BACK A STAGE!!!!
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    You're right Steve Pizz. It's not right. So grateful to have vigilantes in our community standing up for what's right
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    Answer the question, cowards. Or👏🏻don't👏🏻you👏🏻care👏🏻
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    In fact, answer all her questions
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    I SEE YOU SNEAKING OUT THE BACK BEJEWELED BLITZ BUT WE ARE NOT FUCKING DONE WITH YOU YET. ARE YOU ALL ON VACATION?????
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    Can you imagine how fed up Sandy must have been to stop tagging the game creators in her truly justified complaints? Get your shit together, @BejeweledBlitz
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    DON'T FUCK WITH SANDY, THE REIGNING QUEEN SUPREME OF PHONE GAMES TWITTER. I HOPE TO INHERIT YOUR THRONE ONE DAY.
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    Okay Sue this one feels like a you problem