WHY I WOULD BE THE WORST PRESIDENT EVER 📁🎄
This is nowhere near an exhaustive list of traits that would make me a terrible leader of the free world but they're the most important ones imo #draftmas
- •I require too many hugsI don't think presidents get enough hugs tbh like real hugs like when your mom hugs you after you get home from college for the first time. If I ever meet Obama the first thing I would ask him is if he had been genuinely hugged recently and then give him a great mom hug
- •I am too irrationally compassionateLiterally everyone would be pardoned
- •I am too emotionalThis is not a "woman" problem, this is a Kate problem. I cry too frequently and I would get mad at someone who said something rude about one of my government friends and I would throw them in jail.
- •My tweets are inaneHoly shit my opposition would have a FIELD DAY with my internet activity since 2006. I am in the top 10% of most embarrassing people on the Internet. No one would ever respect me enough to make me commander in chief (and honestly they shouldn't, that's a tall order and people who drunk tweet as often as I do should be barred from being that responsible for weaponry)