Worst Cake Party

From Worst Theme Party Ideas I've Had. The goal is to have the worst cake inscription. Lame, offensive, stupid, dark, whatever. Do yr worst. @bjnovak will be the judge (just kidding I might be muted)
  1. I'm leaving your father
  2. It's not yours
    Suggested by   @readjulia
  3. Sorry About the Cancer
    Suggested by   @JennyJLee
  4. One Direction is never getting back together
    Suggested by   @lesleyann
  5. You're allergic
    Suggested by   @LeahG
  6. My picture didn't load 😩
    Suggested by   @LeahG
  7. If you eat this cake, you will die and go to heaven. If there is one.
    Suggested by   @stevecady
  8. The doctors did everything they could
    Suggested by   @stevecady
  9. Happy birthday, Jamie. You would have been 2 whole years old today
    Suggested by   @stevecady
  10. If you're looking at this cake, that means I'm right behind you
    Suggested by   @stevecady
  11. I'm sorry I ran over your dog.
    Suggested by   @jennifergster
  12. Suggested by   @alanarogerrrrs
  13. Happy 25th birthday, you're adopted.
    Suggested by   @natcorbs
  14. Consider this an interim cake until I can get fully involved.
    Thanks google and buzzfeed and the incredible people who made this cake a real thing.
    Suggested by   @supercommonname
  15. Happy Ex Spouse Day!!!
    ft. this cake @bisexual and I decorated for our roommates bday
    Suggested by   @feminist
  16. Your favorite show was cancelled
    Suggested by   @sarahmccoy
  17. I slept with your best friend*
    *He was way better
    Suggested by   @DawnCloud
  18. I never loved your dad - HAPPY BIRTHDAY
    Inspired by @stevecady
    Suggested by   @DawnCloud
  19. Your dad and I wanted to talk to you about a few things we noticed on the computer...
    Suggested by   @michael_circa91
  20. I don't even have a joke this is the worst cake ever
    Suggested by   @Lisa_Fav
  21. "Girls I'm leaving, love Camila"
    Suggested by   @Lisa_Fav
  22. Last night was fun but you might want to get checked
    Suggested by   @gagneet
  23. "We're cutting your position."
    No severance pay either
    Suggested by   @e
  24. "Your mom is paying us to be your friends"
    Suggested by   @e
  25. "I think we have bed bugs"
    Suggested by   @e
  26. This Might Be Poisoned
    Suggested by   @ameliaville
  27. "Actually, the pill is only 91% effective."
    Suggested by   @marykathryn
  28. A mind is a terrible thing to taste
    Being classy AF, these fine folks ate the rest of the baby first & saved the head for last
    Suggested by   @victralala
  29. everyone thinks you're a real pitch
    Suggested by   @ladygoggog
  30. Your dad really was the milk man.
    Suggested by   @bsizzle33
  31. Suggested by   @theranman
  32. what the f*cking f*ck?!? cake
    i don't even want to know.
    Suggested by   @victralala