Requested by Jake

WORST MOVIES I'VE EVER SEEN

  1. Avatar
    Fell asleep twice while trying to watch this when it was in theatres. Twice. Could have just thrown a blue filter over Disney's animated classic Pocahontas and saved themselves the $6 billion or whatever it cost to make this steaming hot heap of garbage
  2. Fifty Shades of Grey
    My best friend asked me to see this with her on Galentine's Day so I had to go. I laughed the whole way through it though which REALLY pissed the two elderly couples who were the only other people in the audience (mainly because it was at 4pm on a Thursday)
  3. Wolf of Wall Street
    Okay this movie wasn't necessarily actually that bad, but it was entirely too fucking long. Like a whole hour too long. I also don't handle filthy rich people bragging about their wealth too well, so I had a wave of righteous middle class rage rippling through my body the entire time. (However, a kid from my high school was an extra and that was very cool, so I am very happy for his sake that the movie was made)
  4. Zack and Miri Make a Porno
    Not actually a bad movie, but I went to see this on a first date in high school (his idea) and it was so awkward and just sfdjasjdgh CRINGEY that I have never been able to think about it without having a visceral reaction. Sorry Seth Rogen and Elizabeth Banks, you guys are great
  5. Movie 43
    It had so many people I loved! I forced my friends to see it in theaters with me. "It'll be so funny!" I gushed. It wasn't, and includes a segment of a cartoon cat crying and jerking off in the closet to Elizabeth Banks and Josh Duhamel having sex. That's all you need to know.
    Suggested by   @leahgayle
  6. Aloha
    Suggested by   @marymurphy
  7. Avatar is one of those movies that I think people say they like because "it's cool" I don't believe anyone ACTUALLY LIKES avatar. It's fucking stupid.
    Suggested by   @ashlee