YOU SHOULD KNOW... (WHAT MY FRIENDS & FAMILY WANT THE LIST APP COMMUNITY TO KNOW ABOUT ME)
Inspired by @nathanveshecco // hopefully this gets y'all to stop calling me cool. These are all from my friends, family, and coworkers. (Don't worry, I know I'm still great)
- •"She's obsessed with the Titanic and brings it up as often as she can"This is true but like, the Titanic was such a defining event in the global landscape and it's so fascinating???? AMA
- •"She is on first name basis with Fifth Harmony"Okay but this is actually cool, I'm not ashamed of this
- •"Okay but you have seen them in concert a billion times. That's weird"It's actually only 13 but I get the point
- •"She's currently listening to Britney Spears's 'Bombastic Love' on repeat"This was true at the time
- •"She makes detailed spreadsheets of her favorite songs/albums for no reason other than she just feels like it"I have no defense for this other than it was all preparation for list app
- •"She comes into work with wet hair literally every day"Live n let live
- •"She drinks cranberry and Jameson, and offers to let the bartenders try it if they mention that it sounds gross"Just trying to be polite!!!!!!
- •"She calls her dog her significant other"As a joke, I swear
- •"She constantly says she's on an extended rumspringa"I guess this joke isn't funny anymore
- •"She once tried to highlight her own hair in 6th grade and it turned out like weird kinda blonde leopard spots"It was terrible.
- •"She streams TV shows on her phone under her computer at work and thinks no one notices"Oops