YOU WANNA KNOW HOW I GOT THESE SCARS?

Inspired by @Photokenesis
  1. A French woman's cigarette on the steps of an aqueduct in Nîmes
    Left ankle
  2. A splinter from an old croquet set that was blocking the garage toolbox
    Under the nail bed of my right thumb
  3. An exposed nail sticking out of the wall surrounding an indoor field hockey field
    Left thigh about an inch above my knee
  4. Cooking bacon for my mom on a griddle (not a frying pan) which caused me to spill the grease
    Top of my right foot
  5. Still don't remember???
    Directly to the right of my right kneecap