Your Fave Continues to Be Problematic: Me

  1. Actively chooses to irrationally believe things that are objectively false
    Every song on FOUR is about Ellie Goulding and I'll tell you why on my podcast
  2. Has several time-sensitive List drafts but was too lazy to finish in time while they were culturally significant
    May still publish anyway WHO KNOWS
  3. Called Zayn leaving One Direction "our Pearl Harbor"
    IT WAS A JOKE I SWEAR PLEASE I WOULD NEVER
  4. Only turned on Read receipts so I can ignore text messages for hours with an excuse
  5. Thinks Mac snobs are pretentious but also lowkey looks down on anyone who chooses any smartphone other than an iPhone
  6. Still hasn't submitted an expense report from February even though my last day is Friday 👀
  7. Has a podcast