Inspired by @victoriaedel
  1. Uses paper clips as bobby pins sometimes
  2. Needs seven alarms to wake up and still sleeps through them all sometimes
  3. Ancestors were undocumented immigrants
    Only problematic bc my parents are Republicans like????? Do you not realize????
  4. Downloads music from Tumblr almost exclusively
  5. Live tweets/lists movies unprovoked
  6. Has been wearing the wrong bra size for 25 years
  7. Kissed her dog on the mouth once
  8. Openly judges people who wear cargo shorts