HOW I MAKE COLLEGE FRIENDS
- •Live a little
- •Run away when you're done talking to people
- •Avert eye contact with the frat boy you drunkenly sang Diana Ross with last night
- •stay in room at all costs
- •Aggravate pimples so people can't focus on what you're talking about
- •Don't be this guy - this boy called me a bitch ln. I think he was trying to flirt. His name is Trent so I guess it's my fault for not expecting he'd be a poop.
- •Be true to yourself. This has manifested for me by eating pasta for my last 6 meals.