Ladies and Gentlemen- And now for my 99th List- what better topic than that which I am most comfortable and know the most about.
  1. Where has this been all my life?
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  3. When you look annoyed all the time people think you're busy. Or if you are a woman they think you're a bitch. Either one.
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    Insanity later
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    What's this wet liquid substance?
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    http://www.amazon.com/Coffee-Table-Book/dp/190103304X. Didn't get good reviews though, guys. Go figure.
  8. Jerry on books
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    Your books aren't trophies though @amieshmamie they are lovely☺️
  9. No thanks I guess.
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    Unless there's no hangover. Just the fun drinking part. Not the headache. Nauseous part.
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  11. George- What kind of a person are you?
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  12. 💁🏻
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  14. 🍲🍜obvs
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  15. 📬
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  17. For that friend you don't really like
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  19. I think we've all been there.
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    Give us a name!
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    *Hangs up. Well I guess now you know how I feel.
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  27. I quote this with the hand motion👉🏼
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    Your mother laid out for you?🍅
  29. The last week of school
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    @kate81 and any other teachers out there!
  30. 😳ummmmm who isn't?
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  31. Gloves🖐🏼
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  35. You haven't gotten any for a while.
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    But it's not that funny
  37. You're mad and can't think of the right thing to say
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  38. Is this realistic life? Idk
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  39. That stupid friend/acquaintance won't quit talking
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  40. Bet he's excited for the new Independence Day coming out this summer.
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  42. If the party's not jumpin
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  44. I do go to movies by myself. And I enjoy it.
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  45. When it's wedding season.
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  47. Your kid tells you a crazy lie.
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    I am shocked and chagrined.
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  49. Yes it will George. Everyone's doing it
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  51. For the inteoverts😉
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  53. Just like @jaidub
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  54. It's been a long week
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  57. Cleaning up in Trivia Pursuit
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  60. This used to be my voicemail message
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  61. LALALAAAAA
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  63. Shout out to Wayne's World
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  64. When you're looking good
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  68. Waiting to come up with Jerk Store
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  71. Too many office oarties
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  72. I don't always lie about my occupation
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  73. Nice try buddy
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  74. There were 2 spitters
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  79. Is this the same person? Huh
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  80. Hubba hubba
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  81. I don't know what's going on with all that hair in #80
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  83. When the baby is not breathtaking
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  85. You listen here
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  90. Who's shirt was this? Can't be Jerrys right?
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    It's like sticking your whole mouth right in the bowl.
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  95. Serenity now Jerry. Serenity now
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  97. When you're thinking of leaving Netflix.
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  98. Why are you so mad at me?
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  99. Well. We made it friends. Thank you for sticking to it.
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