99 SEINFELD MEMES FOR MY 99TH LIST

Ladies and Gentlemen- And now for my 99th List- what better topic than that which I am most comfortable and know the most about.
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    Where has this been all my life?
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    When you look annoyed all the time people think you're busy. Or if you are a woman they think you're a bitch. Either one.
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    Insanity later
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    What's this wet liquid substance?
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    http://www.amazon.com/Coffee-Table-Book/dp/190103304X. Didn't get good reviews though, guys. Go figure.
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    Jerry on books
    Your books aren't trophies though @amieshmamie they are lovely☺️
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    No thanks I guess.
    Unless there's no hangover. Just the fun drinking part. Not the headache. Nauseous part.
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    George- What kind of a person are you?
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    💁🏻
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    🍲🍜obvs
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    📬
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    For that friend you don't really like
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    I think we've all been there.
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    Give us a name!
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    *Hangs up. Well I guess now you know how I feel.
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    I quote this with the hand motion👉🏼
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    Your mother laid out for you?🍅
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    The last week of school
    @kate81 and any other teachers out there!
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    😳ummmmm who isn't?
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    Gloves🖐🏼
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    You haven't gotten any for a while.
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    But it's not that funny
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    You're mad and can't think of the right thing to say
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    Is this realistic life? Idk
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    That stupid friend/acquaintance won't quit talking
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    Bet he's excited for the new Independence Day coming out this summer.
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    If the party's not jumpin
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    I do go to movies by myself. And I enjoy it.
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    When it's wedding season.
    This one has to be the gif.
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    Your kid tells you a crazy lie.
    I am shocked and chagrined.
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    Yes it will George. Everyone's doing it
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    For the inteoverts😉
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    Just like @jaidub
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    It's been a long week
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    Cleaning up in Trivia Pursuit
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    This used to be my voicemail message
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    LALALAAAAA
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    Shout out to Wayne's World
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    When you're looking good
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    Waiting to come up with Jerk Store
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    🍷🍻
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    Too many office oarties
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    I don't always lie about my occupation
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    Nice try buddy
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    There were 2 spitters
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    Is this the same person? Huh
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    Hubba hubba
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    I don't know what's going on with all that hair in #80
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    When the baby is not breathtaking
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    You listen here
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    Who's shirt was this? Can't be Jerrys right?
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    It's like sticking your whole mouth right in the bowl.
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    Serenity now Jerry. Serenity now
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    When you're thinking of leaving Netflix.
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    Why are you so mad at me?
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    Well. We made it friends. Thank you for sticking to it.