BEST ANSWER CARDS FOR CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY

  1. Crumbs all over the God damn carpet
  2. Michelle Obamas arms
  3. Bill Nye the Science Guy
  4. Nickelback
  5. Skeletor
  6. Vigorous jazz hands
  7. Dick fingers
  8. The bop it
  9. The Care Bear Stare
  10. The rhythms of Africa
    Suggested by   @audreypalumbo
  11. A micropig wearing a tiny raincoat and booties
    Suggested by   @audreypalumbo
  12. The wrath of Vladimir Putin
    Suggested by   @audreypalumbo
  13. The entire Mormon Tabernacle Choir
    Suggested by   @audreypalumbo
  14. Assless Chaps
    Suggested by   @alligeeshow
  15. Bees?
    Suggested by   @alanarogerrrrs