CATS IN TUTUS, RANKED BY HOW MUCH THEY WOULD LIKE TO KILL YOU

  1. This little guy couldn't care less.
  2. Princess wears tutus Lionel Richie style- All. Night. Long
  3. The longer I have to wear this, the sadder I become.
  4. Bae is bored.
    Can you quit talking?
  5. Once I get these fukkin feathers out of the way- you best watch.
  6. I will cut you.
  7. This buddy looks bat shit crazy. Won't blink an eye at taking you out. 2 guesses where the weapon is hidden.