1. Kel Varnsen
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    Not today Kel. What's that short for? Kelly? I only knew one boy named Kelly growing up. Not. A. Fan.
  2. Art Vandelay
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    Is this a person or a a painting? No thank you.
  3. Susie
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    Better but sounds like a doll's name.
  4. H. E. Pennypacker
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    This is workable. I like the initials. Sounds distinguished and mysterious. And with all those pennies must be stinkin rich.
  5. Doctor Martin Van Nostrand
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    Here we go. First of all cool to be a doctor. Then I like the last name Van Nostrand. Sounds like a family in the Illuminati.