1. As a teacher we do not have time for lots of upto the minute news. I was able to gather from a text the news about Mary Tyler Moore and told a couple coworkers, "Guys. I think MTM died."
  2. They said, "Who?"
  3. I showed them a picture. They still had no idea.
  4. I told them about the Mary Tyler Moore show. How it was groundbreaking.
  5. How she was the wife on the Dick Van Dyke Show. "WAIT. DO YOU KNOW WHO DICK VAN DYKE IS?"
  6. They've heard the name. The name. "Have you seen Mary Poppins? That guy. " Now they know.
  7. I feel like crying.