IF I BECOME FAMOUS, THESE WOULD BE MY ENDORSEMENTS

Inspired by @aus10 and @BWN_7
  1. Stipulation- must include Julia Louis Dreyfus in my commercials. We'll be a great comedy team, guys. I can't wait!
  2. The commercial will involve me driving a convertible bug. The top down. Wind in my hair. Matthew McConaughey riding shotgun. We're talking about life.
  3. Whatever they do at these shoots or touching up the pictures is 🎯