1. I'll spare a square for you
  2. You will always be sponge worthy
  3. Will you be my Schmoopy?
  4. For you, I will wear this Puffy Shirt
  5. Hey baby- shrinkage doesn't matter
  6. Because you're once. Twice. Three times a lady
  7. I will always consider your feelings
  8. Let's get out there and love every minute of it
  9. This vans going to be rockin so don't come knockin
  10. Let's go on a walking date
  11. You. Me. Velvet draping.
  12. I will do the opposite of every feeling I have for you.
  13. I promise we will break up nicely. It's the most important part of the relationship.
  14. Put that Pez Dispenser on my knee and tell me it's love
  15. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents 💏
  16. What's a girl gotta do around here to get a library card?
  17. I'm a collector. When I see things of great beauty I must have them.
  18. I know I don't look like it, but I can run really really fast 🏃🏻
  19. I'll never yada yada yada sex
  20. There will always enough soup for you