THE 5 KEYS TO UPSET TUMMY AN HOUR AFTER OCTOBERFEST

Hint- beer not necessary. Also I did not eat these all by myself. I'm not an animal.
  1. 1.
    Start with Potato Pancakes
    I cannot stress to you the amount of grease used to make these. It's kind of like a hash brown. But way worse.
  2. 2.
    Funnel cake extra powdered sugar
    I do not regret funnel cake
  3. 3.
    Cheese fries
  4. 4.
    Chocolate covered strawberries
    These were good and I do not regret them
  5. 5.
    Fresh squeezed lemonade with lots and lots of sugar
  6. 6.
    Cinnamon pecans
    I will save the rest of these until tomorrow when I have recovered
  7. 7.
    Then shake it all about