THE AVERAGE AMERICAN

According to a Gallup Poll in Readers Digest
  1. 1.
    71% of Americans named Alexander Hamilton as a President
    πŸ‘ŽπŸΌ Alexander Hamilton. My name is Alexander Hamilton. And there's a million things I haven't done. Just you wait, just you wait.
  2. 2.
    70% of Americans describe themselves as dog people
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  3. 3.
    64% own a smartphone and 67% of them will check it even if it didn't ring
    πŸ‘πŸΌ and πŸ‘πŸΌ
  4. 4.
    55% say they get enough sleep on workdays
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  5. 5.
    39% of homeowners don't know their neighbors' names
    πŸ‘ŽπŸΌ we know 6 neighborsπŸ˜†
  6. 6.
    37% have never moved from their hometown
    πŸ‘ŽπŸΌ I've moved 3 times
  7. 7.
    34% say they are engaged *not bored to tears* at work
    πŸ‘πŸΌ buddy, if you're a teacher you ain't got time to be bored
  8. 8.
    21% say they are online almost constantly
    πŸ‘ŽπŸΌ
  9. 9.
    21% speak a language other than English at home
    πŸ‘ŽπŸΌ not unless you count Minionese.
  10. 10.
    11% give their pets a gift on Valentine's Day
    πŸ‘ŽπŸΌ but πŸ‘πŸΌ for πŸŽ…πŸ»