1. What's your best comeback?
  2. A coworker tattled on me the other day.
  3. It was something sooooooooooo stupid of her to be digging her nose in.
  4. I can't even.
  5. I'm going to treat her kindly even if it kills me. Or her first hahahaha😡
  6. Do you have a good comeback when someone annoys the 💩out of you?
  7. And they're running out of shrimp!
    Wait a second....
    Suggested by @audreypalumbo
  8. Losersayswhat?
    Suggested by @HisDudeness
  9. Best when used with a sarcastic tone and a look of comedic disbelief of the pettiness of it all on your face
    Suggested by @kate81